Wolf balls

Amazing! This thing has got huge balls. What are the chances of coming across a wolf dancing with his genitalia out?

Dreary

Today I continue with my projects. Interestingly, I am also now running a software audit, which really makes for an exciting day. We're implementing password changes throughout the company and it all seems to be running smoothly. Pity I can't speed it up because it's mind-numbing.

Hopefully, Luce and I will be out tonight to see either Jarhead or Memoirs of a Geisha girl - polar opposites (the films; not Lucy and I); one is my choice the other is not.

Don't you hate lunch times? You go to the same places (of which there are only about 5), buy the same food and eat it at your desk. Sometimes I try to spice it up, you know rock it and shock it, by eating after 2pm. That really is fun. Food in London is attrociously expensive and I dread to think how much I have spent on meals since my time here. Thousands no doubt. Maybe even hundreds of thousands. But maybe not. Everyone rushes out to get food and then sits in silence, I don't quite know what would make a difference... perhaps a bouncy castle in one of the many squares or even donkey rides. That would be exciting.

What the fuck...

My first post.

This is my first blog. Because I want to be like everyone else.