Remove Citrix ICA Webclient (7.x)

when installed via browser (minimal)

@echo off
cls
echo Running Removal of Citrix ICA WEB Client (Minimal) 7.0.17534
echo Stopping Services
REM TASKKILL /F /IM pn.exe
REM TASKKILL /F /IM wfcrun32.exe
REM TASKKILL /F /IM wfica32.exe
TASKKILL /F /IM iexplore.exe

:: Process
If %PROCESSOR_ARCHITECTURE% == x86 goto OS32bit_i
If %PROCESSOR_ARCHITECTURE% == AMD64 goto OS64bit_i

:OS32bit_i
"C:\Program Files\Citrix\icacab\wfica32.exe" /unregserver
RD /s /q "C:\Program Files\Citrix"
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Citrix" /f 
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Uninstall\Small Citrix ICA Web Client" /f
goto end

:OS64bit_i
"C:\Program Files\Citrix\icacab\wfica32.exe" /unregserver
RD /s /q "C:\Program Files\Citrix"
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\Citrix" /f
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Uninstall\Small Citrix ICA Web Client" /f
goto end

:end
PAUSE

+++++++

When installed via ica32t.exe (setup)

@echo off
cls
echo Running Removal of Citrix ICA WEB Client 7.0.17534
echo Stopping Services
REM TASKKILL /F /IM pn.exe
REM TASKKILL /F /IM wfcrun32.exe
REM TASKKILL /F /IM wfica32.exe
TASKKILL /F /IM iexplore.exe

:: Process
If %PROCESSOR_ARCHITECTURE% == x86 goto OS32bit_i
If %PROCESSOR_ARCHITECTURE% == AMD64 goto OS64bit_i

:OS32bit_i
"C:\Program Files\Citrix\icaweb32\wfica32.exe" /unregserver
RD /s /q "C:\Program Files\Citrix"
del c:\windows\System32\ctxsetup.exe
RD /s /q "C:\Program Files\Citrix"
RD /s /q "C:\ProgramData\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Citrix ICA Client"
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Citrix" /f 
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Uninstall\Citrix ICA Web Client" /f
goto end

:OS64bit_i
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Citrix\icaweb32\wfica32.exe" /unregserver
RD /s /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\Citrix"
del c:\windows\SysWOW64\ctxsetup.exe
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\Citrix" /f
REG DELETE "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Uninstall\Citrix ICA Web Client" /f
goto end

:end
PAUSE

File Version Detection Login

$FilePath = "7-Zip"
$FileName = "7zFM.exe"
$DesiredVer = "16"
$FileVerLength = 2

If (Test-Path $env:ProgramFiles\$FilePath\$FileName) {
$AppVer = (Get-Item -Path $env:ProgramFiles\$FilePath\$FileName).VersionInfo
$AppVer = $AppVer.FileVersion.substring(0,$FileVerLength)
if ($AppVer -ge $DesiredVer)

{ write-host "Success" }
}


Reason:
    Performing detection of app deployment type Install_7Zip_16.04.0.0(ScopeId_BEBD3B8D-19A8-422B-BBE9-9ECCE2A830DC/DeploymentType_33465a95-df3e-4cd6-be8c-84afb5629c79, revision 5) for user. AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:46 15744 (0x3D80)
    In-line script returned error output: Get-Item : Cannot find path 'C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7zFM.exe' because it does not exist.
At C:\WINDOWS\CCM\SystemTemp\91159495-3fce-405a-8392-edadd4f20e36.ps1:6 char:12
+ $AppVer = (Get-Item -Path $env:ProgramFiles\$FilePath\$FileName).Vers ...
+            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    + CategoryInfo          : ObjectNotFound: (C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7zFM.exe:String) [Get-Item], ItemNotFoundExcepti 
   on
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : PathNotFound,Microsoft.PowerShell.Commands.GetItemCommand

You cannot call a method on a null-valued expression.
At C:\WINDOWS\CCM\SystemTemp\91159495-3fce-405a-8392-edadd4f20e36.ps1:7 char:1
+ $AppVer = $AppVer.FileVersion.substring(0,$FileVerLength)
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    + CategoryInfo          : InvalidOperation: (:) [], RuntimeException
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : InvokeMethodOnNull

AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)
A script execution error has occurred. The script has no output in stdout and an error message in stderr. AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)
Script Execution returned error message: Get-Item : Cannot find path 'C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7zFM.exe' because it does not exist.
At C:\WINDOWS\CCM\SystemTemp\91159495-3fce-405a-8392-edadd4f20e36.ps1:6 char:12
+ $AppVer = (Get-Item -Path $env:ProgramFiles\$FilePath\$FileName).Vers ...
+            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    + CategoryInfo          : ObjectNotFound: (C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7zFM.exe:String) [Get-Item], ItemNotFoundExcepti 
   on
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : PathNotFound,Microsoft.PowerShell.Commands.GetItemCommand

You cannot call a method on a null-valued expression.
At C:\WINDOWS\CCM\SystemTemp\91159495-3fce-405a-8392-edadd4f20e36.ps1:7 char:1
+ $AppVer = $AppVer.FileVersion.substring(0,$FileVerLength)
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    + CategoryInfo          : InvalidOperation: (:) [], RuntimeException
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : InvokeMethodOnNull

, ExitCode: 4294967295 AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)
  Script Execution Returned :4294967295, Error Message: Get-Item : Cannot find path 'C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7zFM.exe' because it does not exist.
At C:\WINDOWS\CCM\SystemTemp\91159495-3fce-405a-8392-edadd4f20e36.ps1:6 char:12
+ $AppVer = (Get-Item -Path $env:ProgramFiles\$FilePath\$FileName).Vers ...
+            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    + CategoryInfo          : ObjectNotFound: (C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7zFM.exe:String) [Get-Item], ItemNotFoundExcepti 
   on
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : PathNotFound,Microsoft.PowerShell.Commands.GetItemCommand

You cannot call a method on a null-valued expression.
At C:\WINDOWS\CCM\SystemTemp\91159495-3fce-405a-8392-edadd4f20e36.ps1:7 char:1
+ $AppVer = $AppVer.FileVersion.substring(0,$FileVerLength)
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    + CategoryInfo          : InvalidOperation: (:) [], RuntimeException
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : InvokeMethodOnNull

. [AppDT Id: ScopeId_BEBD3B8D-19A8-422B-BBE9-9ECCE2A830DC/DeploymentType_33465a95-df3e-4cd6-be8c-84afb5629c79, Revision: 5] AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)
CScriptHandler::DiscoverApp failed (0xffffffff). AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)
Deployment type detection failed with error 0xffffffff. AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)

Failed to perform detection of app deployment type Install_7Zip_16.04.0.0(Install_7Zip_16.04.0.0, revision 5) for user. Error 0xffffffff AppDiscovery 02/11/2016 10:57:47 15744 (0x3D80)

User Group to Machine

Query an AD group then match and return computer(s):

Select SMS_R_SYSTEM.ResourceID,SMS_R_SYSTEM.ResourceType,SMS_R_SYSTEM.Name,SMS_R_SYSTEM.SMSUniqueIdentifier,SMS_R_SYSTEM.ResourceDomainORWorkgroup,SMS_R_SYSTEM.Client, SMS_R_User.UniqueUserName
FROM SMS_R_System
JOIN SMS_UserMachineRelationship ON SMS_R_System.Name=SMS_UserMachineRelationship.MachineResourceName
JOIN SMS_R_User ON SMS_UserMachineRelationship.UniqueUserName=SMS_R_User.UniqueUserName
Where SMS_R_User.UniqueUserName in (select UniqueUserName from SMS_R_User where UserGroupName = "DOMAIN\\GROUPNAME")

Join Office Versions to Resource, User Name, Hostname

SELECT  
       a.[TimeStamp]
      ,a.[ARPDisplayName0]
      ,a.[InstallDate0]
      ,a.[ProductName0]
      ,a.[ProductVersion0]
      ,a.[Publisher0]
      ,a.[RegisteredUser0]
      ,b.Name0
      ,b.User_Domain0
      ,b.User_Name0
  FROM [CMDBXXX].[dbo].[v_GS_INSTALLED_SOFTWARE] a
  JOIN v_R_System b on a.ResourceID=b.ResourceID
  WHERE convert(varchar(10),timestamp,121)>='2016-01-01' AND ARPDisplayName0 IN (
  'Microsoft Office Home and Business 2010',
  'Microsoft Office Standard 2010',
  'Microsoft Office Home and Student 2010',
  'Microsoft Office Standard 2013',
  'Microsoft Office XP Professional',
  'Microsoft Office 2000 SR-1 Professional') 

 

Comparing Hash values on files

HashDir - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9W5e09kwwSXVFROR3R2b0gxNXM?usp=sharing

Bulk Create AD Groups from File

########################################################### 
# AUTHOR  : Marius / Hican - http://www.hican.nl - @hicannl  
# DATE    : 08-08-2012
# EDIT    : 16-11-2012
# CHANGES : Added functionality for duplicate OU names and
#           changed the input file slightly because of this
# COMMENT : This script does a bulk creation of Groups in
#           Active Directory based on an input csv and the
#           Active Directory Module. 
########################################################### 
Import-Module ActiveDirectory
#Import CSV
$path     = Split-Path -parent $MyInvocation.MyCommand.Definition 
$newpath  = $path + "\bulk_input.csv"
$csv      = @()
$csv      = Import-Csv -Path $newpath

#Get Domain Base
$searchbase = Get-ADDomain | ForEach {  $_.DistinguishedName }

#Loop through all items in the CSV
ForEach ($item In $csv)
{
  #Check if the OU exists
  $check = [ADSI]::Exists("LDAP://$($item.GroupLocation),$($searchbase)")
  
  If ($check -eq $True)
  {
    Try
    {
      #Check if the Group already exists
      $exists = Get-ADGroup $item.GroupName
      Write-Host "Group $($item.GroupName) alread exists! Group creation skipped!"
    }
    Catch
    {
      #Create the group if it doesn't exist
      $create = New-ADGroup -Name $item.GroupName -GroupScope $item.GroupType -Path ($($item.GroupLocation)+","+$($searchbase))
      Write-Host "Group $($item.GroupName) created!"
    }
  }
  Else
  {
    Write-Host "Target OU can't be found! Group creation skipped!"
  }
}

Create Bulk User Collections from File

#Create the required ‘global’ variables

$ConfigMgrModulePath=“[PATH TO CM]\ConfigurationManager.psd1”
$ConfigMgrSiteCode=“[SITE CODE]:”

#Connecting to site

Import-Module $ConfigMgrModulePath
Set-Location $ConfigMgrSiteCode

#Creating the User Collections

 Import-CSV [PATH_TO\]BulkCreateUserCollections.csv | %{

#Create the required ‘local’ variables

$AllUsers="All Users"
$RefreshType="Periodic"
$RefreshSchedule=New-CMSchedule -RecurInterval Hours -RecurCount 1
$DomainName=“[DOMAIN]”
$UCInstallName="'"+$DomainName+'\\CM '+$_.CMName+"'"

# $UCUninstallName=“Uninstall “+$_.BulkCreateUserCollections
$QueryExpression='"select SMS_R_USER.ResourceID,SMS_R_USER.ResourceType,SMS_R_USER.Name,SMS_R_USER.UniqueUserName,SMS_R_USER.WindowsNTDomain from SMS_R_User where SMS_R_User.SecurityGroupName='

#Create the User Collection with a query rule

New-CMUserCollection -LimitingCollectionName $AllUsers -Name $_.CMName -RefreshType $RefreshType -RefreshSchedule $RefreshSchedule
$QueryExpression
$UCInstallName


Add-CMUserCollectionQueryMembershipRule -CollectionName $_.CMName -RuleName $_.CMName -QueryExpression $QueryExpression$UCInstallName

#Create the ‘uninstall’ User Collection with 2 rules: include All Users and exclude the User Collection

# New-CMUserCollection -LimitingCollectionName $AllUsers -Name $UCUninstallName -RefreshType $RefreshType

# Add-CMUserCollectionIncludeMembershipRule -CollectionName $UCUninstallName -IncludeCollectionName $AllUsers

# Add-CMUserCollectionExcludeMembershipRule -CollectionName $UCUninstallName -ExcludeCollectionName $_.BulkCreateUserCollections

}

Find Collections with "all devices are part of the same server group"

select collections_g.SiteID from CEP_CollectionExtendedProperties join collections_g onCEP_CollectionExtendedProperties.collectionID=collections_g.collectionid where UseCluster= 1

https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/86783d86-0e38-4cb4-acf8-6110acc76c0e/configmgr-1602-error-0x87d006662016410010-while-installing-update?forum=configmanagersecurity

Script to Pull Applications Assigned to User for OSD

GetUserAppList.ps1
#Set $Username to SMSTSUdaUsers variable
$TaskSequenceEnvironment = New-Object -COMObject Microsoft.SMS.TSEnvironment
$Username = $TaskSequenceEnvironment.Value("SMSTSUdaUsers")

if ($UserName -like '*\*') { $UserName = ($UserName -split '\\')[1] }

# Define default parameters (Splatting)
$Splatting = @{
    ComputerName = "infcmps01.corplan.net"
    NameSpace = "root\SMS\Site_XXX"
}

# Find the User in SCCM CMDB
$User = Get-WMIObject @Splatting -Query "Select * From SMS_R_User WHERE UserName='$UserName'"

#Retrieve the collections the user is member of
# Find the collections where the user is member of
$Collections = Get-WmiObject -Class sms_fullcollectionmembership @splatting -Filter "ResourceID = '$($user.resourceid)'"

#Retrieve the deployments of each Collections and output the information
# For each collection we find the deployments
# Then output an object with information of the user, collection and application advertised
Foreach ($Collection in $collections)
{
    # Find the Deployment on one collection                    
    $Deployments = (Get-WmiObject @splatting -Query "Select * From SMS_DeploymentInfo WHERE CollectionID='$($Collection.CollectionID)'")
    
    Foreach ($Deploy in $Deployments)
    {
        $deploy.targetname | Out-File -append C:\SCCM_Logs\UDAList.txt
                    
    }
   

    }

SetTSUserAppVariables
# Create an TaskSequence Environment Object
$TaskSequenceEnvironment = New-Object -COMObject Microsoft.SMS.TSEnvironment
$basevariablename = 'XXX'
$applicationlist = get-content 'C:\SCCM_logs\UDAList.txt'

# Create a Counter
$Counter = 1
# Foreach Application we create an incremented variable
$ApplicationList | ForEach-Object {

# Define the Variable Name
$Variable = "$BaseVariableName{0:00}" -f $Counter

# Create the Task Sequence Variable
$TaskSequenceEnvironment.value("$Variable") = "$_"

# Increment the counter
[void]$Counter++


}

Workstations by OSD Method - Useful for reporting non-standard deployments.

Use RegKey2MOF to add a MOF for HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Deployment 4

SELECT b.Name0
 ,c.UniqueUserName
 ,b.Domain0
 ,d.Version0
 ,d.Caption0
 ,a.[TimeStamp]
      ,a.[DeploymentMethod0]
      ,a.[DeploymentSource0]
      ,a.[DeploymentTimestamp0]
      ,a.[DeploymentToolkitVersion0]
      ,a.[DeploymentType0]
      ,a.[OSDAdvertisementID0]
      ,a.[OSDPackageID0]
      ,a.[OSDProgramName0]
      ,a.[TaskSequenceID0]
      ,a.[TaskSequenceName0]
      ,a.[TaskSequenceVersion0]
  FROM [CM_I01].[dbo].[v_GS_OSDInformation_OSDInfo_2_00] a
  join v_GS_SYSTEM b on a.ResourceID=b.ResourceID
  join v_UserMachineRelation c on a.ResourceID=c.MachineResourceID
  join v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM d on a.ResourceID=d.ResourceID
  where SystemRole0 = 'Workstation'

Powershell: List AD Group Members in Table and Export to CSV

Import-Module ActiveDirectory

$Groups = (Get-AdGroup -filter * | Where {$_.name -like "NAME*"})
$Table = @()
$Record = [ordered]@{
"Group Name" = ""
"Name" = ""
}
Foreach ($Group in $Groups)
{
$Arrayofmembers = Get-ADGroupMember -identity $Group | select name
foreach ($Member in $Arrayofmembers)
{
$Record."Group Name" = $Group
$Record."Name" = $Member.name
$objRecord = New-Object PSObject -property $Record
$Table += $objrecord
}
}
$Table | export-csv "C:\temp\SecurityGroups.csv" -NoTypeInformation

Diskstation SSH

Turn off blue light:

su -s
[password]
echo 6 >/dev/ttyS1

OSD - Microsoft Surfaces

Found this. Lots of interesting Task Sequence customisations for Surface deployments, some of which are still relevant for Win 10 OSD.

http://download.microsoft.com/download/4/4/0/4407548E-ECE0-43C2-8EE1-13544CFC591B%2Fsurface-devices-in-the-enterprise-OS-deployment-with-SCCM-2012.pdf

SQL Query to Join Results via ResourceID

SELECT 
a.[ResourceID],
a.FileName,
a.FileVersion,
a.FilePath,
b.Distinguished_Name0
FROM [CM_DBxx].[dbo].[v_GS_SoftwareFile] a
JOIN [CM_DBxx].[dbo].[v_R_System] b on a.[ResourceID]=b.[ResourceID]
WHERE a.FileName = 'application.exe'

or..get even more information

Select 
sf.ResourceID,
sf. FilePath,
sf.FileVersion,
sf.CreationDate,
sf.FileCount,
sf.FileDescription,
sf.FileModifiedDate,
sf.FileSize,
sf.ProductId,
sf.ResourceID,
b.Name0,
b.Last_Logon_Timestamp0,
b.User_Name0,
b.Creation_Date0

from v_gs_softwarefile sf
join v_R_System b on sf.ResourceID=b.resourceID

where sf.FileName = 'acrord32.exe'

Using Powershell and WinSCP to SFTP upload

There may be an occasion where you need to send your files somewhere using SFTP. Perhaps as an automated, scheduled task:

It is not necessary to install the full WinSCP application stack. The automation pack should be used for automation. Download WinSCP automation from .NET assembly / COM library on the https://winscp.net/eng/download.php page and place on the server.

This pack contains an executable and the DLL that interact with each other. Just put the DLL and EXE together.

Script:

[System.Reflection.Assembly]::LoadFrom('C:\PATH\WinSCPnet.dll')
Add-Type -Path "C:\PATH\WinSCPnet.dll"
$sessionOptions = New-Object WinSCP.SessionOptions
$sessionOptions.ParseUrl("sftp://USER:PASS@;fingerprint=FINGERPRINT@SFTP.SITE.COM")
$session = New-Object WinSCP.Session
$session.Open($sessionOptions)
$session.PutFiles("C:\PATHTOUPLOAD\[file.xyz] or [* for all]", "/[upload folder if necessary]/").Check()
$session.Dispose()

If you downloaded the files, make sure you unblock:

Now, simply configure your Scheduled Task. Don't forget to set the Security Options.

Program/Script:                        powershell.exe

Add arguments (optional):        -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -File "C:\PathToYour\File.ps1"

SQL Query for Device Information

Lovely query for your Device information overview

SET NOCOUNT ON;

-- Declaration

  
--Devices
SELECT 
             COALESCE(Computer_System_DATA.Name0, '') AS DeviceName,
COALESCE(v_gS_operating_system.Caption0, '') + ' ' + COALESCE(v_gS_operating_system.CSDVersion0, '') + ' ' + COALESCE(v_gS_operating_system.Version0, '') AS OperatingSystem,
CASE
when v_gS_operating_system.Caption0 like '%server%' then 'Server'
  when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 1 then 'Other'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 2 then 'Unknown'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 3 then 'Desktop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 4 then 'Desktop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 5 then 'Desktop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 6 then 'Desktop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 7 then 'Desktop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 8 then 'Desktop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 9 then 'Laptop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 10 then 'Laptop'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 11 then 'Hand Held'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 12 then 'Docking Station'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 13 then 'All in One'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 14 then 'Sub Notebook'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 15 then 'Space-Saving'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 16 then 'Lunch Box'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 17 then 'Main System Chassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 18 then 'Expansion Chassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 19 then 'SubChassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 20 then 'Bus Expansion Chassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 21 then 'Peripheral Chassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 22 then 'Storage Chassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 23 then 'Rack Mount Chassis'
when System_Enclosure_data.ChassisTypes0 = 24 then 'Sealed-Case PC'
end as 
  DeviceType,
'' as ServicePack,
coalesce(Network_DATA.IPAddress0,'') as IPAddress,
  case
when System_Enclosure_DATA.SerialNumber0 like 'VMware%' then 'Virtual'
when Computer_System_DATA.Model0 like 'VMWare%' then 'Virtual'
when Computer_System_DATA.Manufacturer0 like 'VMWare%' then 'Virtual'
when System_Enclosure_DATA.SerialNumber0 is not null then 'Physical'
when Computer_System_DATA.Manufacturer0 is not null then 'Physical'
when System_Enclosure_DATA.Model0 is not null then 'Physical'
else null
 end as PhysicalOrVirtual,
             COALESCE(Computer_System_DATA.Manufacturer0, '') AS Make,
             COALESCE(Computer_System_DATA.Model0, '') AS Model,
             COALESCE(System_Enclosure_DATA.SerialNumber0, '') AS serial_number,
COALESCE(LTRIM(Processor_DATA.Name0), 'Unknown') AS CPUName,
             COALESCE(cpus.cpu_count, '') AS NumberPhysicalCPUs,
sum(cpus.corecounts) as NumberLogicalCPUs,
             COALESCE(PC_Memory_DATA.TotalPhysicalMemory0 / 1024, '') AS RAMinBytes,
RS.User_Name0 as LastLoggedOnUser,
WS.LastHWScan as LastSeenDate,
null as Environment,
null as PhysicalHost
FROM         v_gs_Computer_System Computer_System_DATA
LEFT JOIN    v_GS_NETWORK_ADAPTER_CONFIGUR Network_DATA
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = Network_DATA.Resourceid AND Network_DATA.Index0 = 1)

LEFT JOIN    v_gS_operating_system 
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = v_gS_operating_system.Resourceid
                     AND v_gS_operating_system.BootDevice0 like '\Device\HarddiskVolume%')
LEFT JOIN    v_gs_Processor Processor_DATA
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = Processor_DATA.Resourceid AND Processor_DATA.DeviceID0 = 'CPU0')
LEFT JOIN    v_GS_X86_PC_MEMORY pc_memory_DATA
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = PC_Memory_DATA.Resourceid)
LEFT JOIN    v_gs_Disk disk_DATA
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = Disk_DATA.Resourceid AND Disk_DATA.Index0 = 0)
LEFT JOIN    v_gs_Video_Controller Video_Controller_DATA
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = Video_Controller_DATA.Resourceid
                     AND Video_Controller_DATA.DeviceID0 = 'VideoController1')
LEFT JOIN    v_gs_PC_BIOS PC_BIOS_DATA
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = PC_BIOS_DATA.Resourceid)
LEFT JOIN    (
                 SELECT ResourceID,
                        COUNT(*) AS cpu_count,
sum(numberofCores0) as corecounts
                 FROM v_gs_Processor
                 GROUP BY resourceID
             ) cpus ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = cpus.Resourceid)
LEFT JOIN    v_gs_System_Enclosure System_Enclosure_data
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = System_Enclosure_DATA.Resourceid AND System_Enclosure_DATA.GroupID = 1)
LEFT JOIN    v_R_System_valid RS
                 ON (Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid = RS.ResourceID)
LEFT JOIN    v_GS_WORKSTATION_STATUS WS
                 ON (RS.ResourceID = WS.ResourceID)
GROUP BY     Computer_System_DATA.Resourceid,
             COALESCE(Computer_System_DATA.Name0, ''),
             Computer_System_DATA.UserName0,
             Network_DATA.IPAddress0,
             v_gS_operating_system.InstallDate0,
             Processor_DATA.Name0,
             Processor_DATA.NormSpeed0,
             PC_Memory_DATA.TotalPhysicalMemory0,
             Disk_DATA.Size0,
             Video_Controller_DATA.Description0,
             PC_BIOS_DATA.Description0,
             System_Enclosure_DATA.ChassisTypes0,
            v_gS_operating_system.Caption0,
v_gS_operating_system.organization0,
             v_gS_operating_system.CSDVersion0,
             v_gS_operating_system.Version0,
             cpus.cpu_count,
             System_Enclosure_DATA.SMBIOSAssetTag0,
             Processor_DATA.DeviceID0,
             Computer_System_DATA.Manufacturer0,
             Computer_System_DATA.Model0,
             System_Enclosure_DATA.SerialNumber0,
             PC_BIOS_DATA.SerialNumber0,
             WS.LastHWScan,
System_Enclosure_DATA.Model0,
RS.User_Name0

Useful SQL Reports

Last Logon (since xxtime):

SELECT 
       [Netbios_Name0] AS 'Computer Name'
 ,[Full_Domain_Name0] AS 'Domain'
 ,[Last_Logon_Timestamp0] AS 'Last Logon'
 ,[Distinguished_Name0] AS 'Distinguished Name'
      ,[User_Domain0] AS 'User Logon Domain'
      ,[User_Name0] AS 'User Name'
      ,[Operating_System_Name_and0] AS 'OS'
  
  FROM [CM_I01].[dbo].[v_R_System] 

  WHERE convert(varchar(10),Last_Logon_Timestamp0,121)>='2016-01-01' AND Client0 = '1'

SQL Reports: Microsoft Office Suites

The difficulty in creating a report from the out-of-box reports in ConfigMgr is the wonderful array of product names that Microsoft uses. That is, one size doesn't fit all. You can't just use LIKE 'Microsoft Office%':

• Microsoft Office 97 Professional Edition
• Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - en-us
• Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - ko-kr
• Microsoft Office OSM MUI (English) 2013
• Microsoft Office OSM UX MUI (English) 2013
• Microsoft Office Shared Setup Metadata MUI (English) 2013
• Microsoft Office Shared 64-bit Setup Metadata MUI (English) 2013
• Microsoft Office 64-bit Components 2013
• Microsoft Office Shared 64-bit MUI (English) 2013
• Microsoft Office Home and Business 2010
• Microsoft Office Professional Edition 2003
• Microsoft Office Professional Edição 2003

In a word: Urgh! So how do we report on count of all the version installed? Firstly, you should get a report of all the versions that your estate has installed. Run a query against your CM DB and export to a file:

SELECT [ResourceID]

      ,[GroupID]

      ,[TimeStamp]

      ,[ARPDisplayName0]

      ,[InstallDate0]

      ,[InstallDirectoryValidation0]

      ,[InstalledLocation0]

      ,[InstallSource0]

      ,[InstallType0]

      ,[Language0]

      ,[LocalPackage0]

      ,[MPC0]

      ,[OsComponent0]

      ,[PackageCode0]

      ,[ProductID0]

      ,[ProductName0]

      ,[ProductVersion0]

      ,[Publisher0]

      ,[RegisteredUser0]

      ,[ServicePack0]

      ,[SoftwareCode0]

      ,[UninstallString0]

      ,[UpgradeCode0]

      ,[VersionMajor0]

      ,[VersionMinor0]

  FROM [CM_I01].[dbo].[v_GS_INSTALLED_SOFTWARE] WHERE ARPDisplayName0 like 'Microsoft Office%'

Now you need to prune out all the individual product names (Excel, Powerpoint, Outlook), Proofing, Shared Components etc). This I did exporting the query to Excel and applying a filter. Took about 7 minutes. This will leave you with the Product list for the Office suites themselves:

Microsoft Office 97 Professional Edition

Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - en-us

Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - ko-kr

Microsoft Office Home and Business 2010

Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - de-de

Microsoft Office Professional Edition 2003

Microsoft Office Professional Edição 2003

Microsoft Office Standard Edition 2003

Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007

Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2007

Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2010

Microsoft Office Standard 2010

Microsoft Office Home and Student 2010

Microsoft Office Click-to-Run 2010

Microsoft Office Starter 2010 - English

Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2013

Microsoft Office Standard 2013

Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2016

Microsoft Office XP Professional

Microsoft Office 2000 SR-1 Professional

Now you can get to the good stuff. The SQL report. In my report I want to know all the suites installed and reported on from the start of 2016, grouped by count and sorted by descending value. I won't go through how to create a report and how to pretty is up, but here's the query. You should paste in your own results for the suites you're looking for: 

Select ARPDisplayName0 AS "Office Product Suite", count (*) AS "Count" FROM (

SELECT  

       [ResourceID]

      ,[GroupID]

      ,[TimeStamp]

      ,[ARPDisplayName0]

       ,[InstallDate0]

      ,[InstallDirectoryValidation0]

      ,[InstalledLocation0]

      ,[InstallSource0]

      ,[InstallType0]

      ,[Language0]

      ,[LocalPackage0]

      ,[MPC0]

      ,[OsComponent0]

      ,[PackageCode0]

      ,[ProductID0]

      ,[ProductName0]

      ,[ProductVersion0]

      ,[Publisher0]

      ,[RegisteredUser0]

      ,[ServicePack0]

      ,[SoftwareCode0]

      ,[UninstallString0]

      ,[UpgradeCode0]

      ,[VersionMajor0]

      ,[VersionMinor0]

  FROM [CM_I01].[dbo].[v_GS_INSTALLED_SOFTWARE]

  WHERE convert(varchar(10),timestamp,121)>='2016-01-01' AND ARPDisplayName0 IN (

  'Microsoft Office 97, Professional Edition',

  'Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - en-us',

  'Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - ko-kr',

  'Microsoft Office Home and Business 2010',

  'Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - de-de',

  'Microsoft Office Professional Edition 2003',

  'Microsoft Office Professional Edição 2003',

  'Microsoft Office Standard Edition 2003',

  'Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007',

  'Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2007',

  'Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2010',

  'Microsoft Office Standard 2010',

  'Microsoft Office Home and Student 2010',

  'Microsoft Office Click-to-Run 2010',

  'Microsoft Office Starter 2010 - English',

  'Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2013',

  'Microsoft Office Standard 2013',

  'Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2016',

  'Microsoft Office XP Professional',

  'Microsoft Office 2000 SR-1 Professional')) a

group by ARPDisplayName0

order by count (*) DESC

Management are very happy bunnies, and your SQL-Fu has improved by +2